Telugu Kavithalu, Telugu Funny SMS, Telugu Jokes, Friendship Kavithalu, Telugu Love SMS

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Telugu Kavithalu
Prema eppudu puduthundi
manashu daggara ainappudu
manushu eppudu daggara avuthundi
manishi ki manishi daggara ainappudu..

Telugu Funny SMS
Principal: Write ur father name in English.
Student: Temple steps water king.
Principal: are you joking
Student: No sir, i am serious. my father name is GUDI METLA GANGA RAJU.

Telugu Friendship Kavithalu
Sneham ela cheyalo nerchukunnanu
kani ela marichipovalo nerchu koledu
oka vela nerchu kunte e lokanni marchi potanu
kani ninnu Maravnu “NESTAMA”.

Funny SMS
Ad kosam chiru “Thumps up” taagadu,
Pavan manakosam “Pepsi” taagadu,
Trisha sales kosam “Fanta” taagindhi,
Mana friendship kosam nuvvu kaneesam “Domex” ayina taagava…?

Friendship Day SMS
Akasam ku chukalu andam surunki chandrudu
andam mana snehanki ne parichaim andam
Happy Friendship Day.

Telugu Funny SMS
SOFTWARE MOVIES comming in future;
1. INTLO JAVA, OFFICE LO BAVA
2. “C” VEERUDU, “C++” SUNDHARI
3.NE PASSWORD NAKU THALUSU
4.PROGRAM RADDAM RA
5. KOTHA SOFTWARE LOKAM .

Telugu Love SMS
Maranam leni jeevitam ledu Swasa leni pranam ledu,
Nammakam leni Prema ledu Nuvve leni naa Oopiri ledu.

Teasing SMS
Messages levu..
Phone ledu..
Atleast Missed Call kuda ledu Naaku tension gaa vundi..
Eni ayyindi?
Kompa tesi ZOO valliki malli doriki poyava enti?

Good Morning Wishes In Telugu
Piliche mata kanna..
thaliche hrudayam goppadi antaru..
piliche matalo “AVASARAM” untundi–
Thaliche hrudayamlo “PREMA” untundi.
anduke nenu neetho prati roju matladakapoyina thaluchukuntune untanu…
Good Morning…

Funny SMS
B.tech chaduvutai
B.tech chaduvutai engineer avuthav,
MBBS chaduvuthe doctor avuthav
B.L chaduvuthe lawyer avuthav
Ela waste ga SMS chaduvuthe panikirakunda pothav.

Funny SMS
Son:nenu school ki vallanu.
Mom:endukura
Son:pani chestanu.
Mom:UKG chadivi emi pani chasthavu ra
Son:LKG “girls” ki tution chabutha.

Telugu SMS Joke
Po banam po naku msg pampani valla brain lo poi guchu.

<—< <—-< ye enti thirigi vachav?

?

?

Sorry boss valla ki brain ledu.

Friendship SMS
Prati mokkaku “NEERU” kavali..!
prati manasuku “PREMA” kavali..!
prati manishiki ”NESTAM” kavali..!
prati janmaku neelanti “FRIEND” naku kavali

Funny SMS
Teacher: elephant peddana? cheema peddana?
Student: Teacher meru date of birth chepithe evaru peddano chepochu!!!!

Telugu Friendship SMS
TATA mancham meeda..
BSNL parupu vesukuni..
RELIANCE duppati kappukuni..
AIRTEL tune vintu..
HUTCH kukka pilla la paduko..
what an IDEA kada

Good Night SMS
“SWEET” ga undu
“CADBERRY” la ga ,
”FRESH” ga undu
“CLOSE UP” la ga,
”LOVELY” ga undu
“ROSE” la ga, and,
”SMS” chestu undu
“FRIEND” la ga
SWEET NIGHT O MY FRIEND.

Telugu SMS Joke
“BUMPER OFFER” naku dialy sms pampandi bumper prizes geluchukondi.
1stprize: win “25lakhs” car photo.
2nd:”29SONY colour TV” attapette.
3rd:”AMERICAKU” velle aeroplane ki TATA cheppe avakasham &
4th best gift natho lunch chese avakasam adi mee intlone.
dont miss it .. HURRY UP…

Heart Touching SMS
Oka Smile Prema Puttistundi,
Oka Smile Heart gelustundi,
Oka smile endarino athmiyulni chestundi,
but oka “MEESAGE” matram neeku nannu gurtuchestundi.

Teasing SMS
Hi,eanti sms cheyyadam ledu enduku.
.recharge cheyaleda?
ok recharge card no:pampistunna.
press down
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.
.
.
.
.
.
..
.
ikkada blade tho geeku….

Love SMS
Kanula kosam kala,
kala kosam manasu,
manasu kosam prema,
prema kosam hrudayam,
hrudayam kosam sneham…Like You..

Telugu SMS Joke
Husband in balcony reading news paper,A donkey came near
Husband:Darling ur relatives came,
Wife:Athayya meeru okkare vachara mavayya raleda?????????

Funny SMS
Teacher: students in the final xms everybody should get 75% marks…
Student: we r trying 4 100% sir!
Teacher: r u joking?
Student: nee yabba! joke evadra mundu start chesindi?

Heart Touching Love SMS
“Akasham” daggaraku raka poyina …!
”Varsham“ vastundi.”Suryudu”
daggaraku raka poyina ..!
”Veluturu” vastundi.
”NENU” nee daggaraku raka poyina…!
“NAA SMS” vastundi..

Telugu Funny SMS
Teacher : Bhumipai oldest animal yedi?
Student : Zeebra
Teacher : yela?
Student : enka adi Black & White lone vundi

Love vs Friendship SMS in Telugu
love anedi chewing gum lantidi.
adhi beginig matrame taste untadi..
kani friendship anedhi choclate lantidi..
adhi chivari varaku taste gane untadi…

Friendship SMS
LOVE cheyyi but life mis chesukoku,
FAIL avvu but future chusuko,
THINK cheyi but time waste chesukoku,
FRIENDSHIP cheyi but nannu marichipoku..

Friendship SMS
Neeku kastam vachina
nastam vachina
sukham vachina
dukam vachina
nato panchuko
endukante naku incoming free.
Keep Smiling.

Heart Touching Love SMS
“HEART” ki company kavalante nannu gurtu pettuko,
”ONTARI” anipiste naaku sms chey!,
”DUKHAM” vaste naato matladu e offer validity naa
“OOPIRI” unnantha varaku.

SMS Jokes
Teacher : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with “I”. PAPPU : I is…
Teacher : No, PAPPU. Always say, “I am.” PAPPU : All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.” SMS Jokes
Teacher : PAPPU, how do you spell “crocodile”? PAPPU : “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”
Teacher : No, that’s wrong PAPPU : Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! SMS jokes
Teacher : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America. PAPPU : Here it is!
Teacher : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? CLASS : PAPPU!

Telugu Friendship Jokes
Love is Docomo,do the new,
Marriage is idea,can change our life,
Wife is hutch,where ever u go follows,
but Friendship is NOKIA connecting people…..

Telugu Funny SMS
Anandam cheppalenidi
santosham pattalenidi
kopam panikiranidi
sneham maravalenidi
but nidra agalenidi
so keep sleeping…

Funny SMS
if u want sweter,
it’s chalikalam.
if u want umberella,
it’s vanakalam.
if u want a/c,
it’s endakalam.
if want lover,
it’s nothing but poye kalam

Good Night SMS
Megalu urimina nuvve gurtukostav,
Mabbulu kammukunna nuvve gurtukostav,
Varsham kurisina nuvve gurtukostav,
Chinukullo tadisina nuvve gurtukostav
Inthaki ………naa Umbrella epudistav?
Good Noght…

Telugu SMS
Jeevitam Oka Prayanam,
Jeevanam Oka Pramanam,
Ani Evaro Annaru,
Neetho Jeevitam Naaku Prayanam Kaavali,
Nee Prema Naaku Pramanam Avvali.

Funny SMS
College stating day
boy:ni peru enti .?
girl: nannu andaru “akka” ani pilustharu.
Boy: wow what a co incedent. Nannu andaru “bava” ani pilustharu.

Telugu SMS
prema eppudu puduthundi
manashu daggara ainappudu
manushu eppudu daggara avuthundi
manishi ki manishi daggara ainappudu

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5 Responses to “Telugu Kavithalu, Telugu Funny SMS, Telugu Jokes, Friendship Kavithalu, Telugu Love SMS”

  1. jayanthi says:

    nice………………………………..

  2. maheswari says:

    hai this msgs are very nice and beautiful

  3. Anji says:

    Chala Bagunnay

  4. I like this
    kavithalu,
    joks,
    friend wishes

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